Chris is the coolest, but not because he named a watch after me.
One of these days someone will name a line of aprons or some shit after me? Pleez?
6-year-old Maximus Thor’s Dad makes videos of his son and dubs then over with his friend’s voice, just in case naming his kid Maximus Thor wasn’t awesome enough.
DEAD.
NEEEEEEEEEEEED.
(Source: howtotalktogirlsatparties)
MMM.
ALTERNATELY! You could buy a Wintercheck Factory scarf, which has zip-up pockets to keep your valuables from getting wet/falling onto the pavement, and costs $220 LESS. Just sayin.
Yeah, go w/ the Wintercheck one.
Nice try, bro.: Allow Me to Reintroduce Myself...
If living is truly the process of dying, then it must have been entirely clear from the get-go that Nice Try, Bro would eventually die, or at the very least evolve into something else (shouts to all the Hindus out there). As many of you already know, I have been laboriously working…
Godspeed to a fellow Balotelli fan.
Work In Progress
From Rob Mason:
I’m turning my 1959 French Troop Carrier into a summerhouse in Devon.
Amazing.
i’m working on my backwards walk
walking with no shoes or socks
and the time rewinds to the end of may
i wish we’d never met then met today
i’m working on my faults and cracks
filling in the blanks and gaps
and when i write them out they don’t make sense
i need you to pencil in the rest
i’m working on drawing a straight line
and i’ll draw until i get one right
it’s bold and dark girl, can’t you see
i done drawn a line between you and me
i’m working on erasing you
just don’t have the proper tools
i get hammered, forget that you exist
there’s no way i’m forgetting this
i’m working hard on walking out
shoes keep sticking to the ground
my clothes won’t let me close the door
these trousers seem to love your floor
i been working on my backwards walk
there’s nowhere else for me to go
except back to you just one last time
say yes before i change my mind
say yes before i…
you’re the shit and i’m knee-deep in it
—
“Backwards Walk” by Frightened Rabbit
I’m not even emo right now and I’m in fucking love with this song.
