Doing Karate and Trying to Get Females Pregnant

I'm lazy so I've reverted back to just reblogs and shit I find that's cool. PLUS some gratuitous photos of my work ensembles because I try to be fresh to death. Always fresh to death.

loversneedlawyers:

A man with OCD recites a poem about his one true love. It’s heartbreaking.

Well balls. Good thing I’m up sick right now. Exactly what I needed to see…

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ronnieraccoon:

seriouslyamerica:

New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven

Oh god, thank you for posting this. Everywhere I look I see Boomer-controlled books, magazines, and other media claiming “MILENNIALS ARE TEH WORSEST GENERATION EVAR” simply to reassure the delusional egos of aging yuppies in utter denial that they fucked everything up and the 30-and-unders are the ones that have to deal with the consequences.

I could go on, but once again, I can just bring up George Carlin:

“The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: “Gimme that! It’s mine!” These people were given everything, everything was handed to them, and they took it all, sold it all; sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll, and they stayed loaded for twenty years and had a free ride. But now they’re staring down the barrel of middle-age burnout, and they don’t like it.

They don’t like it, so they’ve become self-righteous, and they wanna make things hard for young people. They tell em abstain from sex, say no to drugs. As for rock ‘n’ roll, they sold that for television commercials a long time ago so they can buy pasta machines and StairMasters and soybean futures.

You know something? They’re cold, bloodless people. It’s in their slogans, it’s in their rhetoric: “No pain, no gain,” “Just do it,” “Life is short, play hard,” “Shit happens, deal with it,” “Get a life.” These people went from “Do your own thing” to “Just say no!” They went from “Love is all you need” to “Whoever winds up with the most toys, wins”, and they went from cocaine to Rogaine.

And you know something? They’re still counting grams, only now it’s fat grams. And the worst of it is we have to watch the commercials on TV for Levi’s loose-fitting jeans and fat-ass Docker pants because these degenerate, yuppie, Boomer cocksuckers couldn’t keep their hands off the croissants and the Häägen-Dasz and their big fat asses have spread all over and they have to wear fat-ass Docker pants. Fuck these Boomers, fuck these yuppies… and fuck everyone, now that I think of it.”

George Carlin – 1996

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howtotalktogirlsatparties:

“Photographer helps boy in wheelchair do the impossible.”

Holy balls. Shit like this makes you happy that there are more awesome folks in the world than degenerate fucks. Sweet J’s on that kid too.

Also great to see something positive instead of the news saying the same thing over and over whilst telling you nothing.