Doing Karate and Trying to Get Females Pregnant

I'm lazy so I've reverted back to just reblogs and shit I find that's cool. PLUS some gratuitous photos of my work ensembles because I try to be fresh to death. Always fresh to death.
rapcoloringbook:

Good news, dudes. We were cleaning out the house today and found a handful of copies of the books I forgot to give away. Want one? Just reblog this post. We’ll select three winners and then mail you a copy. Thanks. You’re awesome and perfect. Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.
Of course if you want to just go ahead and buy one then that’s fine too. Thanks. 
Rap Coloring Book on Twitter

rapcoloringbook:

Good news, dudes. We were cleaning out the house today and found a handful of copies of the books I forgot to give away. Want one? Just reblog this post. We’ll select three winners and then mail you a copy. Thanks. You’re awesome and perfect. Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.

Of course if you want to just go ahead and buy one then that’s fine too. Thanks. 

Rap Coloring Book on Twitter

purplepoctopus:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken


I love how Kentucky is the fried chicken I just.

We Tennesseans are nobody’s tray.

purplepoctopus:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

I love how Kentucky is the fried chicken I just.

We Tennesseans are nobody’s tray.

(Source: reddit.com, via lakejacher)

loversneedlawyers:

A man with OCD recites a poem about his one true love. It’s heartbreaking.

Well balls. Good thing I’m up sick right now. Exactly what I needed to see…

(via lovelightlucid)